Excuses excuses

Apologies to regular readers for my recent inactivity. I offer up the following explanations:
1. I now spend all day using computers and don't get as enthused about sitting down in front of one when I get home.
2. My internet connection has been a bit dodgy.
3. I've spent way too much time trying to teach medical students to write (more on this later)
4. There's a new series of Strictly Come Dancing on.
5. Boris Johnson ate my mouse.

Normal service will resume shortly.