Boris, Boris, Boris. Do try to do your homework first. Or else you'll only go around saying that documents don't exist when they do, and you had access to them, if only you'd noticed.
Also, statements such as
"these are going to be the most wonderful Olympics in history, since 753BC or
whenever it was that they kicked off".
sound rather less endearing in print, and rather more idiotic. This is why I was happy to see you on political comedy shows, and not running my city.